America is the crazy girlfriend constantly threatening to breakup. We must reassess this relationship: we are no longer “lovers”, maybe not even “friends”.

Trump, who represents the USA for the next few years, said this:

The USA is the economic engine on the planet. And when America booms, the entire world booms. It’s been the history. When it goes bad, it goes bad, the whole… You all follow us down, and you follow us up. And we’re at a point that we’ve never, I don’t believe we’ve ever been, I never thought we could do it this quickly. My biggest surprise is I thought it would take more than a year, maybe like a year and one month, but it’s happened very quickly.

No one in a healthy relationship tells their partner they will follow them “down”.