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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

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Anon time travels

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • RalfWausE@feddit.org
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      Nope. They will just shift blame to something else.

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        Hello $user,

        Memoryleak™ 4.20 has minimum system requirements that includes 32Gb of memory.

        Hope this helps

        Go fuck yourself, Memoryleak™ support team

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        Or shift the processing to the cloud, we are going back to mainframe computing

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      Lol, they’re gonna make it SaaS and move it to the cloud before that happens.

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          I started with 32MB, and I agree (aside from browsing the internet and having to wait for an image to load). I never get tired of linking to this blog post, which captures my feelings perfectly.

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            This is excellent and captures my feelings exactly as well!

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      Modern Devs: “8 Gb??? That’s 2 chrome tabs!”

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      I mean devs themselves aren’t the ones saying no. It’s product and sales people saying “we need this now fuck performance. Performance doesn’t move money metrics”

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