“They are unwilling to accept the cup, as such we can only construe this as a forfeit and must give the cup to their finals opponents and declare them the champions.”

“I scraped off the sores”

IMO the big part of surviving is recognizability. An inside joke or something that requires more than surface level understanding (Which 67 falls into even if that inside joke is that it doesnt mean much of anything.) isn’t going to make the cut.

With that in mind, “Type shit” deffo makes sense, since it exists as practically a interjection that just confirms you’re listening, like “yup”.

my uncle is john nintendo and told me if you get all the stars in the new mario game you unock pikachu

pledging to double Okinawa’s average income,

free ponies too I’m sure

Nickle and Dimed by Ehrenreich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickel_and_Dimed

Ahh yes, the famously masked Superman.

If people wanted to work they wouldn’t have to pay us to.

bold of him to say within 100 miles of a russian death window

Keep the meme alive and make Half Life 4 instead. Reference things that would have happened in 3 if it had been made.

in very limited terms I think Valve might fully remove games (like the crypto miner one) from accounts but other then that if you bought it you own it as far as I’ve seen with Steam. I have transformers devastation which was delisted, and while the achievements won’t really show up on my account iirc, and I can’t sell the card drops on the market, I can still install and play it fine

Reading. You got a library near you? Great, you’re set. You don’t have a library near you? E-books.

You can see where the AI bots have taken over - entire comment chains where old reddit tropes are just passed back and forth without any real context, critique, humor, or understanding.

That just sounds like the typical askreddit comment section for the past decade, ngl

Possibly, but there’s also more then a billion English speakers, so we’d definitely see some shit before then.

“You have been chosen. Tell no one. The false idol must be killed.”

Then just watch the chaos unfold.

UBI has to have a lot of folks wanting it and theres contingents that would rather starve then see those people get a thin dime, with “those people” having various meanings. Then there’s the temporarily embarassed millionaires, and of course the Fox news crew who think socio-commu-trans folk are going to dye their kids hair blue and make them worship Satan.

Shoot a billionaire

for legal reasons: “a billionaire” is what I call heroin.

Damn it must suck being the stock model photo on articles like this

look for seal sounds on spotify

‘I feel dessicated’ and ‘I feel dehydrated’ both flow fairly well to me, though I’d feel more bougie saying the former unless I was analogizing in the same sentence