One must

😂 nailed it

(like your mom)

C’mon buddy. You need to give these jokes a REST

Any career.

Had a plumber once who spent the entire hour ranting about being a master plumber and how being a unionized tradesman is the only honorable profession and the water works guy is an idiot for not taking his word as gospel…

He was also like 160cm tall and bald, most insecure being I’ve ever observed walking this planet.

But that, “my job makes me better” vibe isn’t unique to him. Seen it in doctors, lawyers, programmers, policemen, social workers, therapists…

“That’s it. Get my whip. And a table.”

Dead flock theory

It’s not suggesting he was triggered by the BBC?

Heaven’s Door!

Open the server and write a query to restore the data!

It’d be like if the railroad went through the canal

I’d recommend looking at some job postings and getting certs that would support the ones you think you could land.

For me AWS / Azure certs are a clear frontrunner

Shut up baby. I know it.

Seven Pounds

Watched soon after untimely death of a loved one.

Spent like a week in bed after watching.

I like to structure my comments as song parodies and see if anyone notices.

"Is this a real object, or just an interface?

This gets caught in a pipeline, no escape from transformations.

Any way the data goes doesn’t really matter to this service.

…"

Idk last time we tried that, Parliament criminalized it and beat the shit out of us.

https://www.shortform.com/podcast/episode/stuff-you-should-know-2025-06-17-episode-summary-the-fencing-of-the-commons

I’m imagining self sufficient (solar) stealthy mobile AI turrets that take out anyone brandishing a firearm while evading detection or capture.

Or maybe a nanodrone swarm that sabotages firearms.

Generally make it not worth the cost of enforcement.

I guess hiding the crops might work too… subterranean gardens and mirrors redirecting sunlight?

Really I’ve been thinking that connecting the communes with good communication and logistics might be the real silver bullet. Maybe they could form from scattered members who develop their own systems after being connected and thereby become too difficult to disrupt as a whole.

I’m more in the camp of simple communal independence, but I guess historically that attracts the attention of rich people in need of saponification.

It kinda sounds like they started serving meat because they realized they were circling the drain and tried something desperate.

I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you’ve never actually known what the question is.

Doesn’t all of it originate with a prompt?

P.S. Through some balance of time zones and sleep schedule, we seem to be on at exactly the opposite times.

Are you my Tyler Durden?

My favorite are the video renderings of light novels.

Nooo, don’t you see? There’s no soul!

AI just copies from the foundations laid out by humans and applies the idea in the prompt.

But humans diligently study their predecessors and use it to pursue their own unique idea.

Artists are super special unique divine transcendent souls creating objectively meaningful works!