Fuck republicans to the highest of Fuckativity!

Fucking vultures!

Let him be! Sumbitch thinks it a granola bar.

Trumps more full of shit than a Stool bus!

I don’t know what I want for lunch!

“And the crooks shall inherit the earth!”

Yes!!! Yes I can!!!

Absofuckinglootly! Cheesus Christ on a cracker…

We hate both of you sonsabitches!

Looks like a professional do-nothinger!

In this day and age, you can’t take that as anything but a win! Best of luck to your disembarking from the reality’s of life!

I retired at 55 and I highly recommend it. Actually I’m not sure that I’m retired or just quit working. I worked for myself and decided I didn’t want to deal with people anymore so I’ve just stayed home for the last 11 years. Ether way it’s been great!

This shit makes me absolutely fűhrerious!

Like I’m gonna knowingly stick my hands in pockets you just know shit is oozing from every crevice!

Absofuckinglutely! The jelly will gooify the bread on on a much faster rate than the peanut butter. You have to eat that sumbitch jelly up and that’s all there is to it!

Who amongst us ain’t looking for a little strange?

There’s three kinds of turds in this world. Mustard, Custard, and you ya big turd!..……run Brucey

I dated a girl named Windy Asphuck. And yea!

I blew a seal years ago when I was much younger. At least that’s what the mechanic said had happened!

Well you’ve obviously grown up to be my kinda sumbitch! I too grew up on Far Side and my mind has corrupted thus so!