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10thGlyphix@lemmy.zipto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•This potato math ain't adding up
2·25 days agoNaming a child Diamond is not a real thing, no one does that. You take that back. We have stupid nightmare names. There is a real human named blanket in this world. We have enough problems.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zipto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•This potato math ain't adding up
8·25 days agoHonestly all those names and Xander sound like suburban semi healthy people to me. But I may be out of touch. I am old and (proudly) not a parent. But yes, Midwest soda guzzleres need cheeper greasy tatters. Their never get early onset heart disease at this rate.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zipto
The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•This potato math ain't adding up
222·26 days agoHow is a person supposed to raise a family of morbidly obese shitposting xenophobs in this country with these numbers? Little zander needs at least 7 per day to sustain the grease requirements of his mullet.
Actually, super helpful, if you understand and can utilize the advice.
Wouldn’t be his real dad, he’s still on his 6 year (and counting) milk run.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is something that most people normally do that you find weird?
6·27 days agoThis monster really is going to kill everything isnt he. I dont buy the narrative of Christianity. But the people involved in writing it may have had some clairvoancy. They said that christans would admire, and follow the Anti-Christ no matter what he does. If anyone fits the antichrist character, it’s The Mad King: Agent Orange.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zipto
World News@lemmy.world•Nigeria summons South Africa envoy over xenophobic incidentsEnglish
1·1 month agoI thought they were all dwarven until I saw they were crouching.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Utah first state to hold websites liable for users who mask their location with VPNs — law goes into effect, designed to prevent bypassing age checksEnglish
181·1 month agoRevenge of the Mormons.
Maybe one day humanity will put down the brain rot vanity machines and go live their lives again. I remember what the world was like pre-apps/social media. When a pub conversation didnt end with “hold on, I’ll Google it”. This probably wont happen, but what can I say, I dream big.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zipto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Thousands could be coerced into "unpaid labor" in Louisiana under new bill | HB 211 would make sleeping outdoors in public illegal and force unhoused people to "choose" between prisons and workhouses
81·1 month agoThat’s just slavery with extra steps. But we already have for profit prison work camps. So I guess it’s just a different flavor of slavery. Oh, and the ice “holding facilities” and “detention centers” because due process is only for white americans, aparently. They might start making them do labor also. You know, digging ditches and standing naked in front of them with a bulleye chest. That sort of thing. What happened to the whole world fighting against the one bad country?
I have to only choose one? Hmm… the truth about what humanity was like between the origin of the species to the oldest known society. Thousands lf years we no nothing about. Cryptozoology and cryptoanthropology. What species did the christan narrative erase from history. We have confirmed small humans and giants. What else was or is out there.
10thGlyphix@lemmy.zipto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•If two ICE agents have a baby, is that a Ice Ice Baby?English
3·2 months agoThat is Nazi correct answer.


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